I absolutely love Big Blue, but despite being in Mario Kart it will always be an F-Zero track to me. I view it more as a novelty track than I do a MK track.

I made it! I guess this Kinja thing isn’t so bad after al....I couldn’t finish, sorry.

What’s Mohd?

So she’s the conservative equivalent of The Daily Show circa 2002?

Now even O’Neal is writing “re-posting of snarky twitter replies to some asshole” articles. What the fuck is going on here? I’m so very, very sad.

“Sir, are you high or just retarded?”
“I can assure you, I am not high.”

You sound like a piece of shit. Thanks for commenting.

You sound like a really great person. Thanks again for commenting.

Bro, hacking is fucking sick.

Tight.

Mr. Glitch: It’s easy, doo-doo-doo-doo-doot-doot-doo-doot-doot-doo
Me: That’s just Mary Had a Little Lamb

Finally. I hope they hire Skrillix.

Lemmie SMAG it girl, smash it and make it (great).

You sound like a really great person. Thanks for commenting.

Kinja and Donald Trump both FUCKING SUCK. If Kinja could take away a woman’s reproductive rights, it would. Fuck these pieces of shit.

Bro, there’s a plug-in, you should use it.

• The Smiths - What Difference Does It Make? 

Kinja fucking sucks and I hope the person in charge of it is reading this comment right now. YOUR PLATFORM FUCKING SUCKS!

Me!