Marwencol was beautiful.

I watched The Muppet Movie everyday for like a year when I was a kid and memorized the entire thing and would talk along with the movie.

Green people, amirite?

*600 year old equivalent of Michael Scott tells joke in the style of ‘Kerrmet thuh Phrog’, is promptly fired...then turned into bio-fuel* 

What a happy story!

If someone asked me to name the sickest and/or tightest person on the planet, Jared Leto would easily be in my top 15.

The next meeting of Congress, abridged:

Hey God, it’s me, Andy. Can you do something about this prick? Thanks.

I like The Pink Pony, but Clermont was great too. My friend paid the goth stripper to slap me in the face with a leather paddle.

His Kaufman-esque transformation is almost complete.

Man, the new layout makes GJI articles even more difficult to snuff out. I’m not sure which I hate more, Kinja, this article, or myself.

Tight.

This looks like her modern costume, it’s pretty good.

The commenting software changes but the jokes stay the same. All right, all right, all right.

This looks funny. That’s all I really have to say.

Really? Bummer, that’s too bad.

I got so excited when Cooper was telling the Mitchum Brothers that he needed to go to Spokane, Washington and the Twin Peaks theme song started playing. I let out a squelch that I’m not sure I’ve ever made before in my life; this is what I had been waiting for, and when the moment came I felt so happy, the experience…

I think the Oddworld games did an okay job transitioning between game styles. The first two, Abe’s Odyssey/Exodus do a great job of giving you an anti-combat side scrolling puzzle game, while the next two were decent. I liked the 3d platforming of Munch’s Odyssey, but I think the best of the series was the underrated S…

I particularly love Baby Park just because of the simple design and the amount of chaos that ensues, but my all time favorite track isn’t really one that I particularly like racing on, but because of the exploration it allows, and that’s Prince Peach’s Castle from Mario Kart 64. You will almost certainly lose the race…

I showed Texas Chainsaw Massacre to my girlfriend and she hated it because all of the teenagers were morons and she just kept yelling “What the fuck are you doing you stupid white girl!”, we’ve been together for 14 years.