Look, Mr. “I’m Right Over Here”....If you make around $40K a year, having 7 kids is a little reckless. Don’t hide behind the holier-than-thou “teacher” veil.

I never knew my parents. I was left on the banks on the Tiber naked with my twin brother, who I later killed in a heated argument...

OR....just don’t have 5 kids if you can’t afford 2. But- I’m much happier now. I’ve read the blog and they DO have pizza night once a in a while. Redemption for the Teacher Who Had Too Many.

Wow. That sucks for those kids. Having the cheapest parents alive. Call Dominos once in a goddamned while for crissakes.

The Run The Jewels/Cam Newton/NFL Playoff promo on ESPN should run every two hours.

"Sorry, but I can't find 'Eli Fucking Manning'. Here are three other Mannings near by. Archie, Peyton and Cooper. Does that help?"

How can someone tell me this man is NOT FRETTING THE LOSS OF JIMMY GRAHAM YET STILL SOMEHOW SANE?

Kobe as retro in Minnesota/Wisconsin is deceptive. I'm pretty sure we are talking about the Minneapolis Lakers throwback jerseys, which are great, but would've sold in equal numbers with Luke Walton's name on the back.

The absolute best thing that can happen here is for the Vikings to trade Peterson (who is a young 30 year-old) to Dallas and watch him run for 2,240 yards. Probably something like 350 in the opener.

Wow. This guy is more full of shit than Ray Lewis.

62. How far is it from New York City to Manchester?

That's the worst pitch the Yankees have seen since Hideki Irabu.

The small town schools really made it special. There were some absolutely gifted players who would become legends during the tournament. None more than the tragic story of George Pelawa. He was literally Paul Bunyan on skates. His story would make a great "30 for 30".

It was a bucket list back in the day....

As I understand it, Latino = someone from Latin American spanish speaking countries. So basically Gasol isn't 'Latino' in our American definition of Latino. And for those that think it comes from being from a latin country, then Tony Parker qualifies.

A bunch of high school girls trying to avoid the Blackman? Wait 'til they get to college....they'll come around to the Dark Side.

Minneapolis = City. St. Paul = City for white people.

There's a worse story....and I lived it.

Miller Park, 2003. Brewers game.

It's 50/50 that these kids even start their senior year- I absolutely mean that. When I was a sixth grader there were 2 kids that were light years ahead of the rest of us. Fast forward to sophomore year, and both were playing sophomore football, not varsity, while 3 other sophomores were starting on varsity. …