Just as the Las Vegas Little Leaguers get retroactively crowned champions, this steals their thunder....Some 12 year-olds just can't win.

We have the exact same back problems. Try this: grab 2 clubs, swing them together 7 or 8 times and that rusty old gate that you call your 'back' will be good to go. And Aleve is a miracle drug for golf....

Well.....Here's the thing about golf; If you're a prick on the course, then you're a prick. That's why employers and father-in-laws to be have used the old "hey, let's play" chestnut time and time again. There is no hiding who you are on the golf course.

Never let someone win. They know it, and it's an insult. And also- GO BIG. If you're a fairly good driver, don't lay up on a short par 4. Hit the big stick.

1. Get to the course early, but never, ever, hit a small bucket of balls at the driving range.

Drogba's brother should respect artistry and let Didier freak out [Haisley nervously nods and smiles]

Does anyone else think that Russell Wilson would be a third-stringer at Ohio State? Seriously, if he announced a transfer to OSU tomorrow, where is he on the depth chart?

James Starks?

Listen buddy....

This generation's Zapruder film...

Sorry but The Third Rail's outrage is absolutely fucking laughable...."our support for our ownership group has been unwavering until now"....oh, how noble. You were with them through all the good times and bad times, all the peaks and valleys for all those years (both of them) until now....Get the fuck over…

Weird. Randy Moss was a Florida State recruit about 2 years after I was. Coach Bowden had Deion call pretty much everyone in my class that was a DB or WR (read: high school QB). I would've guessed Coach Bowden would've flown Deion to West Vieginia to meet Randy. Moss was God in high school.

Blows my mind that this guy JUST lost a child to child abuse less than a year ago...Someone literally killed one of his kids abusing the child, yet AP beats kids like its nothing at all.

Duke on Duke crime.

War Machine Claims:: "I was going to her house to help her set up for a show and to give her an engaement ring "

It's the general entitlement that cyclists have that drives me nuts on a daily basis. Just nuts. And the lack of obedience to stop signs...

The secret workouts...the quick recoveries

Yeah...Totally. I mean, he goes from scrawny nerd to semi-buff guy. And all the trips to the doctor in Canada?

I think the mountain of history is hard for a fan of The Clockwork to overcome. They just seemingly always disappoint.

The Buffalo Bills were down 35-3 and came back to win vs. the Oilers....This is like...being down 72-3.