Goddamn, man. This being Deadspin, I want to make a joke...but I just can’t; nothing about child abuse is humerus.

Jussie,Jussie,Jussie ! The fuck you doing man ?!

I find it oddly appropriate your user name is commenting on the Lakers not getting what they want.

Hunt: “I’m really not that type of person. It’s not how I was raised.”

Off topic...hotel’s have really clean public bathrooms normally around the corner from the front desk.  Walk in like you are staying there.  Take a duece and leave.  In my sales days on the road, if nature called...find a hotel. 

You know damn well that ain’t no champagne. Korbel at best.

This can’t be real, can it?

3 wins, 3 draws, 4 losses. Yeah, that goal was a phantom, but this team’s quality is a phantasm. We’re out on merit.

There was a time when you had to do something to be a hero. Now you just have to get through the police academy. 

There’s one of these flying on my street and I only just today googled what it was

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: police union spokesmen are the worst people in America.

Is it possible the douche with the mic intentionally called the obvious girl a boy because he wanted to insult a kid wearing a hippie-dippy tie-dye t-shirt?

i think the takeaway here is, if you’re a woman, stay away from irvin in 2027.

This is my Tiger Woods take. And you’re free to shit all over it, but I stand by it.
Tiger’s downfall was getting married. As soon as that engagement was announced, Derek Jeter should have had a goddamn intervention for him.
Tiger was banging cocktail waitresses two at a time and racking up majors at similarly steady…

Really? You see the pic up top or no?

I’m from Dublin. The ESPN thing is over the top, but it gets some things right.
Jennifer O’Connell and the Irish Times don’t have to live in Neilstown and Darnadale and Clondalkin et al.
In those places, the violence and tough life is real enough for a lot of people.

Overall the writer seems to be just helping McGregor…

He’s not crying over the ball. He’s crying because he just realized his Dad is a failure, a loser. He’ll never look at the world the same way again. Just like my son did the first time he found me passed out, naked and drunk on the front lawn. Welcome to the real world kid.

Somewhat unrelated, but we are now getting to the age where younger people don’t remember 9/11, and I’m finding it so weird. September 11th literally changed the direction of my entire life (I’m 31), and when just-out-of-college co-workers look at me like I’m a dinosaur when I say I was in Iraq, I can’t get my head…

We just need to skip to the part where Dany dies.

She just came out of nowhere.