Is the motel still standing?

“if it weren’t so painfully clear that he has a legitimate substance-abuse problem of his own”

If the nominee is Trump, I think you’re looking at the general election right now.

I find Arians whole mouth/facial hair area disturbing. It’s kind of... I don’t know... gross or something.

This really sucks. I hope he comes back 100% next season.

Nah, man. Hopping a fence isn’t reasonable suspicion or probable cause. They had no legal basis to detain him.

Nah, that’s not it. They were assuming he was guilty without having any proof of it, and then jamming him up to see if they could get him to resist arrest, or to come up with some other bullshit charge. If he wasn’t under arrest, he could have just stood up and walked away. Police don’t get to detain you and demand…

YEAH!! How dare anyone, ANYONE, question the authority of a police officer!! It’s not like he polices an affluent town of 7,500 people in suburban Michigan. He is in the SHIT. He’s out there on the streets every fucking day putting his life on the line. He has to draw on the 5 solid months of training he received just…

You’re so right. I feel so much safer knowing that this fucking scofflaw is not out there jogging on the road. In a just world, that cop would have thrown her to ground, put a boot on her fucking throat, and Tased the ever loving shit out her. ASK, TELL, MAKE MOTHERFUCKERS!!! AMIRITE!!!

As a White Sox fan, I encourage Nolan Ryan, or anyone else for that matter, to beat the shit out of Ventura any time they like.

When I was a kid, we only played by unwritten rules. That’s why I regularly gave my buddies nut shots with the bat.

Would this be the same research and planning and policy that informed her decisions on Iraq, Panama, Syria, Haiti, TARP, gay marriage, NSA spying, fracking, etc... So knowledgable, that Hillary.

Did anyone actually give a shit about this game? What a terrible tournament.

What about the rest of this dude’s wardrobe. Is he dressed for running? Or on his way to brunch? Or church? I haven’t interacted with snow in so long that I really can’t tell. Is this a legit cold-weather running outfit? What’s the story with the sleeves on his jacket? Is this a thing?

No, I want there to be a draft. READING COMPREHENSION IS FUN!!

There should be a draft. Maybe the prospect of handing her grandkid a rifle and sending them to a third world shithole because REGIME CHANGE would tone down her war piggishness.

This would be a more compelling argument if the rest of the AL Central didn’t fucking suck so goddamn much.

This is incorrect. Hitler is anyone who disagrees with you, particularly about politics. Hitler is also the asshole who wants to do 45 in a 65 at 7am. Why can’t Hitler wait until 9 when the carpool lane opens up to all drivers?Stupid fucking Hitler.