One of those literal nanny states, where the government doesn’t really care what all those English-speaking, Western-educated elites complain about so long as the majority are happy to look to Big Brother to take care of them and turn a blind eye to all the corruption.

I live in a country where network TV airs all kinds of Hollywood movies, but blurs out guns, cigarettes and alcohol. Literally, there’ll be big blurry blobs on the screen whenever characters are smoking, drinking or having a gunfight.

Is it just me or was 0:17 a very weak-looking Aard?

You’re absolutely right. Nobody wants James Franco to help improve the functioning of the system. They want other people to, i.e. the intimacy coordinators that hopefully become an industry standard in Hollywood. What the fuck can James Franco do to “help” them?

Hey, don’t call my girlfriend that! There’s no drama in our relationship at all! It’s our other friends that are total drama magnets. Like her brother whose marriage ended when he said another woman’s name at the altar, I mean what a loser.

Nah, pretty sure she’s not. She’s doing this because of her ultra-competitiveness. Her brother’s also part of our friend group and they usually have a pretty good relationship, until they bring up some childhood grudge and we all leave the room and let them wrestle it out.

Dear Savage Nobody, I’ve been dating this girl who was previously a close platonic friend. It’s going great, and I think we might be getting serious! But we’ve kept it a secret from our friend group, because it’s just gonna be a whole thing.

There is no “original trilogy” in the Terminator series. There is only the first and second. The jury came in long ago on the third, right about the part where the T-800 put on sparkly star-shaped glasses.

I went from really liking The Social Network, to cooling off on it when I began to feel that its entirely fictionalized portrayal of Zuckerberg was pretty unfair to him.

I’m still wondering about that “Is the world more peaceful” line when these people live in a literal star-spanning society.

Replace Xi Jinping with Kim Jong-un and you’ve got it right. Xi would probably rather not have this trade war going on.

Even a Solo movie was never a bad idea; if any OT character felt like he’s had tons of adventures that we’ve never seen, it’s Han. It just fell into the hands of people who put Teras Kasi references into it.

This was my shit right here:

This was the most recent prior F:

When I go to my grave recounting the proudest moments of my life, one of them will be setting that up for you.

I came here for Howard the Duck and I came away satisfied.

To be fair, the person who suffered the most in a story does not necessarily have to be that story’s protagonist.

Ooh, ooh, I know, I know! They’re all verbs! Y’know, like Eat, Pray, Love. It describes what this attractive white couple is gonna do in the movie!

Considering the numbers MCU movies have been pulling lately, $500 mil will only beget a whole bunch of comments along the lines of “See? Nobody ever wanted a Black Widow movie!”

As much as I still think JJ Abrams doesn’t have a single original idea for these sequels beyond “hey, wouldn’t it be great if we saw X from the original trilogy again?”, I doubt he’ll have Anakin show up and kill Palpatine at the last minute. He’s at least a smart enough storyteller not to undermine the heroes of this…