Got you to click and comment, didn’t it?

Hey Shane, I just want to know one thing: why the fuck did you use the word “chinee?” Do you honestly think an old-timey racist slur needs to be brought back to the 21st fucking century?

Man, I’d rather movies like these give no jobs to female actors at all rather than cast one of them in yet another thankless “stay-at-home-and-look-worried-and-tearful” role while all the manly men do manly things.

Michelle Yeoh’s character says “I like this man.” So that’s a clue that he may be corporeal.

Yep, and that’s why burgers are probably the food item with the biggest gulf of difference between its beauty shot and the real thing. In the posters, every ingredient needs to be visible from the side. In your order, you’ll get the regular amount of tomato/lettuce/bacon/pickles/sauce and no more.

Food stylists are totally a thing. You know all those food commercials with the glorious, slow-mo, mouthwatering closeups? That’s all constructed. There are hidden threads, glue, acid, and a veritable Walter White’s worth of chemicals gone into making that stuff look like that. And yeah, none of it’s actually edible.…

I think it’s more like “Another day, another dude painfully jealous that he’s not on The A.V. Club staff and lashes out by bitching about what he thinks the site should or should not write about.”

#notallhollywoodindustryinsiders

I’d say Trevorrow’s cinematic motif is tone-deafness, in that characters he wants us to like are smarmy and annoying and characters he wants us to dislike get painfully undeserved fates.

non-threatening, beautiful man

Ah, the lost art of “reading the article you’re commenting on before commenting.”

I don’t think you understand how human bodies work.

A MUTANT GIRL, A PARANOID DAD, AND AN ICE-CREAM TRUCK STAR IN THE INDIE SUPERHERO FLICK FREAKS.

Yeah, you tell that blowhard Cameron to shut up, you guy who are not “investing in plant-based food company Verdient Foods and working to try and change the enormous carbon footprint of the beef industry” you.

I’m glad you’re banging the drum on this as well as Emile Hirsch’s casting on that other movie just reviewed here oh wait you’re not.

Not sure why he needs to look like The Rock, other than that’s the most typical male wish-fulfillment body type. Seems more realistic for Batman to have a gymnast’s physique.

A human villain and a superpowered kid? This looks less scary than The Shining already.

Are we sure he’s a hero? He’s being pretty careless with the “keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times” rule himself, which is there so you don’t lose a goddamn limb.

Please take a minute to remember Jennifer Hepler, former senior writer at Bioware who gave an interview where she admits to not enjoying the combat on the games she worked on and jokingly wished for exactly this kind of game mode - which launched a harassment campaign against her that involved death threats against her…

“I got nothing against gay people, I just wish they’d stop all this existing all up in my face!”