ME: Look, there’s a fundamental problem with your business model.

It could easily have been a talent agent, i.e. someone with no ties to Disney/Marvel but with a big enough ego to think he can influence their casting decisions.

The Alien franchise had its creative visionary return and make not one, but two disappointing films. The Terminator series hasn’t had that happen to it - yet.

I mean, I know why. I ask because I want the person who painted that cover and/or the people who approved that cover to honestly answer “because the prepubescent girl look is sexy.”

Why does Black Widow look like she’s 9 years old on the cover?

I mean, I take pride in being a considerate lover. I actually enjoy eating a reasonably hygienic pussy. I feel a thrill of arousal when my partner has an orgasm through my efforts.

They’ll also point out that all three female leads are either foreigners or immigrants.

It’s not just that the woman moans during the money shot. It’s that she pretends she’s cumming too - as if jizz on her face portrays her orgasm just like it portrays his.

I can certainly believe there are women who dig it, and may they have as much bukkake as they want. But its prevalence in porn is far out of proportion to how common a fetish it is among women - which indicates that it’s not there to appeal to the women.

Porn featuring women moaning orgasmically while a man jizzes on her face has always struck me as hilariously self-obsessed.

Doctors can sometimes be the worst fat-shamers, as numerous women’s experiences can attest. To the extent that they can miss diagnosing serious illnesses because they think “lose some weight” is the cure-all.

The thing that people who can’t stop fat-shaming others out of “concern for their health” need to know:

I too think all actresses who aren’t size 0s are interchangeable.

I like to think Emma Thompson and Paul Feig are more imaginative than that. On the other hand, I dunno who the fuck Bryony Kimmings is.

It’s because of Perlmutter that I have zero anticipation for any TV show under his purview - i.e. anything Loeb and Marvel TV makes. Nor would I cry any tears if the entire division just up and folded and every show still extant gets canceled.

Because having a lead role on 8 seasons of the single most popular TV series of all time isn’t enough to make her “good on the whole money thing,” huh. She needs a husband for that.

If you’re talking about the “You are obviously not the best” scene, the first time was the 5-second preview. It’s meant to keep you from clicking “Skip Ad” when this trailer appears as an interstitial.

That’s actually pretty much how fundamentalist Abrahamists* see God. He’s omnipotent, omniscient and omnipresent, therefore nothing that happens in the universe is not His doing. You just gotta have faith that your well-being is part of His plan.

Triple Threat was a disappointment :(