For me, the statement stands if you replace "Layla" with "all of Disraeli Gears".

I've never seen it either, but I have seen Beyond the Valley of the Dolls.

To me, he will always be King Vidiot.

Counterpoint: they're mummies. Those bastards just keep coming back.

"All of the Things I Do Not Know" featuring Shirley.

Actually, I rather enjoy burgers from Dick's with some fries stuck in them.

Ed Hardy 2: Ed Harder.

…Sailors?

I'll just leave this here:

This is completely off-topic, but I don't really look directly at most people's avatars, just seeing them in my peripheral vision, and my imagination fills in the details.

Okay, I know that you're obviously referencing Glengarry Glen Ross, but all I'm hearing in my head is Ahnold in Jingle All The Way.

Dustin Hoffman doesn't need old-age makeup anymore!

Is Glenn Danzig behind this one too?

Okay, time to roll over, Beethoven. Tell Tchaikovsky the news.

Depends on how hard he pumps for you.

Is *that* what Land of the Dead was about?

"one-on-one insult appointments"

Yet she's appearing out of the wall like Freddy Kreuger.

I wish I could take credit, but then again, I'm frankly glad I'm not William Burroughs.

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