You know, I think it's kinda a pity that the members of Rush never adopted Ace Frehley. It seems like he was a fundamentally good kid who just needed some positive male role models at home.

I would like, at this juncture, to make a desperate plea on behalf of Wayne's World.

Does *everything* have to be about Star Wars?

Why does it alway have to be bear *rape*? Why can't it be a movie about a loving, committed relationship between Leonardo diCaprio and a bear?

But I thought Jimmy Carter was bitten by a mutant rabbit…

Pooping back and forth, forever.

Don't be absurd. Racism used to wander around in a bed-sheet with eye-holes, like a five-year-old's ghost costume.

A Voyage to Arcturus, Inherent Vice, the Devil in Massachusetts, and Of Mice And Men. Also, I re-read the Princess Bride, but that doesn't count because I'd read it before. Currently I'm working on The Last Unicorn.

What about your Stride Mother?

…followers of obsolete, unthinkable trades doodling in Etruscan, addicts of drugs not yet synthesized, pushers of souped-up harmine, junk reduced to pure habit offering precarious vegetable serenity, liquids to induce Latah, Tithonian longevity serums, black marketeers of World War III, excusers of telepathic…

A friend and I encountered one of those terrible tie-in board games at a bubble tea place that isn't there anymore late one night. We tried playing it. It was awful. We also had some difficulty remembering some of the minor characters from the first season or two, even though we had both watched the series.

I had a similar reaction about a year ago when I walked into a grocery store and the National Enquirer headlines were about Monica Lewinski and the Jonbenet Ramsey murder.

Looks like those clowns in SlipKnot did it again. What a bunch of clowns.

Damn it, Opie, you're better than this; once upon a time, you made Willow.

SPOILERS!!!!
They just want to feed you their evil magic plants, so you turn into a plant, so they can eat you. Because they're strict vegetarians, but they also want to eat you.

I thought Greeking was anal.

Thanks!

Totally agree. But let's be honest, I'll back anything by Frazetta.

I was actually considering using that poster as one of my three (because I can't just pick one). No joke.

Inseminoid
Low-budget British Alien rip-off with the most gonzo (maybe NSFW… I don't even know anymore) poster I think I've ever seen:
http://wrongsideoftheart.co…