Nah, leatherworkers in 1800's London were just a bunch of homicidal maniacs. Like mad hatters, but with more knives.

Pretty much just me carping about how 80's slasher films seemed to become the default for what a lot of people think horror movies are (and in some cases, people assume all horror movies fall into the same set of tropes and cliches). I think this is a result of what horror movies made a splash on the pop culture…

The horror genre was invented in 1981 by Friday the 13th, Part 2. All horror movies (the only medium in which the genre exists) are secretly Friday the 13th, Part 2, but with different titles.

That's another favorite of mine. Comedy of Terrors is great too, which takes the form of a scenery-chewing competition between Price, Basil Rathbone, Peter Lorre, and Boris Karloff.

Falling into some other category altogether is Vincent Price in The Abominable Dr. Phibes, who managed to overact outrageously while speaking in a monotone and without changing his expression whatsoever.

…Are you referring to Pirates of the Caribbean or the Indiana Jones movies?

Q: We not men?

If memory serves, Repo Man's Sy Richardson played the "Fairy Godmother" in the 70's porno version of Cinderella.

Area Man, Area Man
Area Man hates Particle Man
They have a fight, Area wins
Area Man.

I'm in the Submarine!
Whaat!?
I'm in the Taco Bell!
Whaat!?
I'm in the Combination Submarine and Taco Bell!

Dio's lyrics make a lot more sense in the original Elvish.

Peter Lorre. He wasn't always in good movies, but I don't think I've ever seen a movie where he was the problem.

TEENAGE MOTHER really disappointed me.

Don't trust him, neurozach! He's lying to you!

I'm now imagining a scenario where Nic Cage didn't actually go broke because of fantastical overspending and a shady accountant, that's all a cover for the embarrassing truth that he lost all his money in a friendly game of cards with Tobey "Sneaky Pete" Maguire.

Me (wielding heat gun): "I know what yer thinkin'. Did he fire six shots, or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all the excitement, I kinda lost track myself. So, the question you oughta be asking yerself is: 'Do I feel lucky'? Well, do ya, punk?!"

You want vaginas replaced with Tim Allen's grunting face?

Do stage names count? I would like to nominate Lux Interior.

You named your dog after Robert Plant's penis?

Robert De Niro.