Where's my pot, Mr. Kettle?
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LUKE, I AM MY FATHER.
"NILBOG! It's Troll 2 spelled backwards!"
"Dude, that's just Frank Oz's thumb."
Filth flarn filth.
"A Thief In The Night, the greatest shoestring-budgeted paranoid end times evangelical movie ever made."
…Or kinda like early-90's Glenn Danzig with brown hair.
"Charlton Heston was a fag."
They have to find Ashton Kutcher's car.
…Of course he's running that fast, he's trying to make it to the toilet!
If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit!
My cat can eat a whoooole watermelon.
Too many Phantasm flashbacks.
We are all time-traveling into the future, at a constant rate of 60 seconds per minute.
…Or Walt.
When I was a teenager, my mom once freaked out because her browser history showed that somebody (me) had googled what she assumed was porn; I had googled the phrases "I want you to want me" and "cheap trick".
"Global warming, man…"
A G.G.Martinsen thing off Amazon, which is the same model I had previously (the previous one got lost/stolen, long story), it's a pretty good mp3 player for the price ($34.79 for 32 gigs), but fair warning; it has a fantastically counter-intuitive user interface. It works well and consistently once you figure out…
From my mp3 player (which I literally got earlier today and I'm still in the process of putting music onto):
Mammatus
Manilla Road
May Blitz
Mayfield, Curtis
Mayhem
MC5
Megadeth
Melvins
Mercyful Fate
Metallica
Misfits
Monster Magnet
Montrose
Morbid Angel
Mountain
Os Mutantes