Would you question the integrity of a stride mother with a McLaren? What is this world coming to?

I hope there was a TMNT II porno parody, titled "Secret of the Splooge," also with a guest appearance by Vanilla Ice.

Before I'd even hit the halfway point in your post, I'd already mentally responded "Leonardo, because he had swords." Then I saw you had accounted for that possibility. Very astute of you.

See, if Scorsese movies have taught me anything, I'd think that mobsters would have higher standards for food than that.

John Boorman seemed to have a knack for that. I want to go to an alternate dimension where his wiggy Lord of the Rings movie got made.

…I could be way off-base here, but I always thought that The Omen was intended as the Protestant response to The Exorcist.
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A quick scan of Wikipedia reveals that Omen director Richard Donner and writer David Seltzer are both Jewish, and I don't know for certain that producer Harvey…

With God as my witness, I still read RDJ as Ronnie Dio James. Every single time.

Zach Snyder is into Ayn Rand? That just gave me one of those experiences where my mind is blown, yet everything makes logical sense and I feel like on some level I knew it all the time.

'American Pie' -I've never quite understood McLean's hate-boner for Mick Jagger.

In their early days, Blue Öyster Cult came up with their stage names by picking words out of a hat. Most of them quickly discarded the results.

Well, he was in Showgirls…

I really like his performance in this. And everything else I've seen him in.

It's Predator o'clock somewhere.

What if the secret is that the trash is trash, and the Museum of Trash thinks that it's just a regular museum, never suspecting the truth.

In 1988, the crime rate in the United States rises four hundred percent.
The once great city of New York becomes the one maximum security prison
for the entire country. A fifty-foot containment wall is erected along
the New Jersey shoreline, across the Harlem River, and down along the
Brooklyn shoreline. It completely…

Word to your Stride Mother.

What makes you happy?
What makes you happy?
Where do you go?
Where do you go?
Where do you hide?
Where do you hide?
Who do you see?
Who do you see?
Who do you trust?
Who do you trust?
Who do you screw?
Who do you screw?
What kills the pain?
What kills the pain?
Game up, game win. Bug around, set it straight. Transaction. Play it…

I think Glenn Danzig wanted to cast Glenn Danzig as Wolverine.

Shoulda called it Herpes' Amazing Technicolor Dreampants.

God Wars, Episode I: The Jesus Menace.