If anyone had asked me, I would have suggested that Harry Styles was one of the fake actor names from the Sabotage music video.

Whoops, replied to the wrong thread.

They're eating her!
And then they're going to eat me!
[deep breath]
Oh my GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

The world ends when Sean William Scott takes Sean William Scott's hand inside the floating ice-cream truck full of guns, while the teenager in the dew-rag stands on top and fires a bazooka at a Mega-Zeppelin.

It's sort of like how Star Trek only ever hired people who looked like Ferengi even without the makeup to play them.

Taco Bell Spicy Chicken Cheetos Crunch Wrap Sliders™.

Thank you, I was reading this comment section and thinking I was a space alien and just didn't realize it. I'm down with hot dogs with just mustard on them, but I see nothing controversial or even noteworthy about hot dogs with ketchup. It seems like the most normal thing in the world.

I also bought mine from a video store that was going out of business (although mine was some hole-in-the-wall next to a laundromat in a strip mall). According to the sticker on the side, they had it in the "comedy" genre.

No, I never get invited to the good orgies.

Is the script the result of doing a Beat-style "cut up" experiment with Chasing Amy?

I have a deep and perverse love of 'Steel', starring Shaquile O'Neal.

AC/DC 2, Singers 0.

Easy come easy go - will you let me go
Bismillah! No! We will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go
Will not let you go
Will not let you go
No, no, no, no, no, no, no no no-no-

Doesn't anyone remember the scenes in House of the Dead where Uwe Boll just cut in footage of the game? It sucked and this might too.

It's cool dude. Haven't we all been in a situation when we're impersonating ourselves, and then someone walks in, like your mom or a college roommate, and then it's just awkward and weird and you both try to pretend like it never happened?

It's like Speed 2, but on a bus.

"Pizza Hut wipe to dead monitor lizard."

He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor

In the header image, I like to think that if the camera panned over a bit, you'd see Slash playing the November Rain guitar solo.

Miles Teller? Penn Jillettes' quiet friend?