He was born six foot four? That must have been a terrible strain on his poor mother.

God I hope so.

I'd prefer a movie based on the book 'Earth's Next Fifty Years', a work of speculative non-friction lunacy by Lyndon H. LaRouche, Jr.

I'd prefer a movie based on the book 'Earth's Next Fifty Years', a work of speculative non-friction lunacy by Lyndon H. LaRouche, Jr.

Tod Browning's Freaks- 64 minutes.

Somehow I misread the title as "Pokemon created a generation by delaying gentrification."

Great Scott!

Is it wrong that my first thought upon learning of the Olsen Twins' absence was "Oh yeah, like they're above this sort of thing"?

My neighborhood Fred Meyer is selling a novelization of Alien: Resurrection.

"Here there be dragons."

Yeah, King Kong actually got robbed, no doubt.

The Brain That Wouldn't Die got robbed!

It's our longstanding opposition to that Godless Communist, Sergei Eisenstein.

Were you studying French, or were you studying the French?

You know what trading card series was also awesome? Dinosaurs Attack!

You know, there have been movies about weed before.

Thank you for "Murder, She Smoked."

I respectfully disagree. But you seem like a civilized gentleman/lady (whichever is more appropriate), and you have a right to your opinion.

Take the cartridge out, blow on it, then put it back in.

The Orion Slave Girl? Well, I for one think that Captain Pike was a…