Nightmare Job, Internet!

Clint Howard.

Third from the left (also pictured on the poster)… I knew Jim Henson faked his death to become an Icelandic shepherd. I knew it!

Urkel: "Urkel Urkel."
Urkel: "Urkel."
Urkel: "Urkel?"
Urkel: "Urkel."
Urkel: "Urkel, Urkel Urkel."
Urkel: "Urkelll… Urkelll…"
Urkel: "Urkel Urkel; Urkel."
Urkel: "Urkel Urkel."

Somehow the first time I read this review (while I was very tired) I somehow misread "re-orchestrate the same themes with his army of assistants" as "re-orchestrate national anthems with his army of assistants", which I thought would make Hans Zimmer more interesting.

"IT'S PARTY TIME!"
—Rapping Dog on the Titanic

*Touches "Choose Your Own Adventure #18: The Underground Kingdom"*

No! It's cheese!

I'd love Danny Elfman and Harry Belafonte to do a Beetlejuice tour.

Whoops, looks like I should search the thread more thoroughly before I post.

I hate to be that guy, but 'Holy Mountain' was their second album, and 'Dopesmoker' their third. 'Sleep, Volume One' was their first album.

Better that than Jason X.

"TIME
CUBE 4ce"
In 1884, meridian time personnel met
in Washington to change Earth time.
First words said was that only 1 day
could be used on Earth to not change
the 1 day bible. So they applied the 1
day and ignored the
other 3 days.
The bible time was wrong then and it
proved wrong today. This a…

Damn, that poster's gorgeous, I love it! Thanks for sharing that, man.

Nancy, does your neighbor's mate provide the Girlfriend Experience? Or the Stride Mother Experience?

I like them both too, but only one of them FUCKING TERRIFIED me as a child.

Next up: Frozen Cod Packages.

Slash used to feel the same way.

We'd be lucky to have it star J-Con again… more likely they'll have her played by someone unutterably bland… think whatever the female equivalent of Jai Courtney is.

Chicanada, a Spike Lee joint.