By the way, if you google the words "white people neanderthals," but without quotation marks, one of the top responses is "Whites are superior Thanks to neanderthal DNA - Stormfront." Also, one of the top image results is Charlton Heston kissing the lady monkey scientist from Planet of the Apes.

…Pete Townshend?

Thank you for the footnote, I was concerned for a moment.

Plus, she's terrible about punctuality. Do you know how long Vladimir and Estragon have been waiting for her?

*He waits a long time.*

*Kevin Sorbo waits by phone, hoping for supporting role.*

What about a horribly underappreciated and underpaid man dressed as the Statue of Liberty, twirling a sign?

And Blue Velvet.

As you leave this Valley, our home for many generations, I wish you only good winds and peaceful tides, Stride Mother.

I WANT THAT BLACK VELVET PAINTING.

OH YEEEAAAAAHHH!!!!

Wait, YOU like the ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW?

LIKE RALPHUS!

No, no, it's pronounced uh-nahl-ruh-pist.

But I use that toothpaste that has teal streaks in it, how am I supposed to fool the landlord with THAT?

She's 27, but she does kinda have the cinematic tastes of three 9 year olds.

Colm Meaney, I'm disappointed in you. You were in Star Trek: The Next Generation and Deep Space Nine, for God's sake.
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Also, I guarantee my girlfriend will make me see this, and if I object, she will accuse me of not liking cartoons. I love cartoons, I just hate dreck like this (we had…

Have you told him that if he works on the internet, he can make $98 per hour, working 3-5 hours a day, and drive a McLaren F1? My Stride Mother was telling me all about it.

For me it's more a sick pride thing. Like "Yeah, I saw this piece of shit… and it wasn't as good as Deadly Weapons, where Chesty Morgan smothers gangster to death with her bosom."

Reggie Bannister no longer has to worry about the Tall Man, so now he has time to relax with a special lady of his choosing.