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I'd put Tom Waits (whom I bring up farther down) on that list as well.

Hell, this may also be designed to block them from using an impersonator. Tom Waits has successfully sued several companies for using Tom Waits impersonators in their commercials after he refused to do the commercials himself. You have a right to control your likeness, and that includes voice.

Why isn't he schtupping Mary Steenburgen like a normal time-traveller?

"I'm pretty…that question is… one… of the 80s."

Well, as long as the model is into the weirdness/screwing. Just remember to leave a tie on the doorknob.

I'm glad they threw a metal band on this list, and Celtic Frost definitely deserves the nod. I'd also like to suggest some other metal albums of 1985; "Relentless" by Pentagram, "Open the Gates" by Manilla Road, "Seven Churches" by the Possessed, and "Hallow's Victim" by Saint Vitus.

Better than "Little Malcolm and His Struggle Against the Eunuch"?

I'm still waiting for my Soopa Koopa Kousins video game.

Ditto. Also, the ending of Time Bandits freaked me out as a kid, although less so now.

I can understand most of the changes, but redesigning the "welcome" mat still puzzles me.

Well, congratulations. I googled the phrase "Pumpkin spitting on New York," fantastical visions of cyclopean gourds dancing in my head, hocking tidal waves of saliva onto the Big Apple, to the consternation of all.

So does that mean that Under The Bridge is the good guy in this bizarre Wrath of Khan scenario?

Did someone say "Melvin"?

Okay, did Lucas force Kenny Baker to climb into the ol' tin can for the prequels? Because if he didn't, I think we may have found the cause of their suckitude.

Bad the 3D fine, how you?

Then Love, Love will jack me off, again…
Love, Love will jack me off, again…

"Me blue myself."

And the Olsen Twins as ghosts?

It's true, this Transformers director has no dick.