…But how do they compare to the Wizard of Mars?
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…Are you talking about George Washington's wooden penises again?
I love Tim Curry, but Charleton Heston will always be my Long John Silver. He was in a made-for-tv version with young Christian Bale as Jim Hawkins, Oliver Reed as Billy Bones, and Christopher Lee as Blind Pew.
Jared treats objects like children, man.
"Dust in the Wind, motherfuckers!"
—Gern, traveling abroad.
Also, the two-headed monster is called the Ebersis, after Ebert and Siskel.
I saw him drive a penguin to suicide once. It was terrifying.
Rock beats Eagle. Eagle beats Flag. Flag beats Rock.
I would much rather be trapped on a desert island with David Lynch than Werner Herzog.
Oh… I kinda thought you were gonna go in a Manson direction.
Shelley DuVall with a hangover?
EDIT: Whoops, replied to the wrong person.
Man, I love that hand-drawn album art (illustrations for album covers is a weakness of mine).
"No love for time, Grampa Jones!"
Aliens For Breakfast! I didn't know there had been a tv movie, but you've solved this mystery of many years for me. Thank you!
Aliens For Breakfast! I didn't know there had been a tv movie, but you've solved this mystery of many years for me. Thank you!
A Scanner Darkly was about as respectful of an adaptation as you're likely to see.
Does anyone remember a one-off YA novel (probable emphasis on the Y) from the 90's where some kids were fans of a bunch of tiny alien superheroes/possible cereal mascots that they thought were fictional, and which fought villains called Oxymorons. Then the real alien superhero/cereal mascots come to Earth and they…
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