After that, you can call him "Pink Eye."

I have one friend who will periodically remind us that "Cocaine's a Hell of a drug."

Oh. I thought you were quoting Zippy the Pinhead.

"Okay, if we were one of history's greatest military leaders, and we were stranded in San Dimas for one day, where would we go?"

Maybe he just doesn't need a time machine to get at them.

I'm pretty sure Elvis was better at both those things.

Ahem.

You're assuming they don't install a breathalyzer as a robopelvic accessory.

Elizabeth Bathory: great serial killer, or the GREATEST serial killer?

2 Men 1 U.N.C.L.E.?

It was either that or a giant mechanical spider.

Is Jared creepier than the Burger King now?

That's fair, to a degree. CGI is an incredibly new technology. I would be curious to see a breakdown (based on statistics that probably have never been recorded) in terms of total man-hours that have been devoted to producing CGI since it's inception, by all the people who've worked in the industry, versus the total…

To be fair, you're kinda doing the same thing, cherry-picking examples without examining them in context; Q had a budget of $1.1 million in 1982, or $2.7 million adjusted for inflation, and if IMDB's $1 million estimate for Ghoulies is accurate, then it would ring up today at $2.2 million. Now, Damnation Alley was…

Off the top of my head?

Like Southland Tales!

No no, people just call him the Doctor-lander.

I think it had something to do with a revolution. Dude thinks that an uprising of proletariat solves everything.

Reading "The Collected Works of V.I. Lenin" worked for me the one time I was up for jury duty.

Once told me