Like a Bill Hicks thing?

So you've got that going for you, which is nice.

What did Gamera and Mothra ever do to earn such a comparison?! Haven't you seen their movies? They say it explicitly in the first movie:
GAMERA IS FRIEND TO ALL CHILDREN!

I like your avatar, King Saffron.

Nobody tell them that the Acid Mothers Temple recorded an album titled "Doobie Wonderland." Plus there's probably a ton of other albums with the word in the title, that's just the one I own.

Okay, I misread that as "dead tricks," and I was intrigued.

This is surprisingly good.

I really liked all the bits that weren't the murder mystery in Joyland.

George Carlin tried to get me to get into a phone booth with him, to "time travel."

I bet John "Luigi Mario" Leguizamo always wanted to do that.

No Psychonauts?

"Where I come from, we call 'em baldies."

once told me

How did Dazed and Confused not get a shout-out?

I haven't listened to my CD of the Mystery Men soundtrack in years, although I still own it.
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Smash Mouth.

Do the Blartman!

I've seen a couple of FF trailers. I don't know if I've seen the latest or not. I haven't really been paying attention to it.

Interesting fact: if the budgets listed on Wikipedia are accurate, then the amount of money Disney spent on Toy Story 3 is more than the amount of money, adjusted for inflation, that they spent on the Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, and Aladdin combined. And the amount left over is about $46 million, which is…

Ant-man 7: All Grown Up.

True, although there's a part of me that wants to become a late night talk show host, just so that I can interview the director Steve McQueen, then annoy the Hell out of him by demanding he explain the plot of Bullit.