Calling Rabbit Oswald
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“Shockwaves” was a classic 70's aquatic Nazi zombie movie (I haven’t seen it, but I really want to).
“Zombie Lake” was a terrible 80's aquatic Nazi zombie movie (I haven’t seen it, but I really want to).
“Oasis of the Zombies” was “Zombie Lake”, but in a desert (I started watching it, and got bored).
“Frankenstein’s…
I don’t know, I think there’s a surprising amount of worldbuilding there. Just take this backstory, which is really only the tip of the iceberg:
“My dream job is as a Mattress Tester at the Playboy Mansion”
There aren’t a huge number of really great werewolf movies, but there are a few I really, really dig. ‘American Werewolf in London’ and ‘Ginger Snaps’ are on my shortlist of my favorite movies ever, and I love ‘the Wolf Man’, ‘the Howling’, ‘Dog Soldiers’... I really need to watch ‘the Company of Wolves’.
Weirdly, I have a monkey’s paw wish on this subject, but it’s Vincent Price Phibes-type movie that I wish had gotten made. See, back in the 50's Ray Bradbury wrote a short story titled “Usher II”, which is set in the future, about a famous horror movie actor who kills off the politicians who are responsible for…
...And then?
Really? I had Thailand in the conservatory, with the wrench.
I briefly misread the headline and thought Patricia Arquette was going to star in a remake of Mommie Dearest.
This movie is probably a better idea than that.
...I thought Sacha Baron Cohen was going to interview a C.H.U.D.!
...Burt Lancaster?
...The Squeakquelizer?
Okay, I have what is probably a really stupid idea, but hear me out. Why not do what low budget independent movies have been doing for a billion years? Hire a bankable star to work for about five minutes, have them play some largely unimportant role in one scene in the movie, then cut pretty much their entire…
Kate & Leopold.
One of my friends will never stop talking about the time he heard someone (on a bus, I think) say “...it’s like Die Hard 2, but in an office building.”
Blink-182 reveals their secret plan to freak out every dog in Iraq.
The first time I tried to watch Pink Flamingos, I did so without knowing anything about it. I didn’t finish it at that time. I was not sufficiently prepared.
Does your son ever wonder why you named him Phoenix... Phoenix Dark... Dirk Phoenix... Dark Dirk...?
...But does your Stride Mother make $35 an hour working from home? Does she drive a McLaren?
Venom has plenty of great adversaries, other than just Spider-Man!