I definitely do not appreciate The Mandalorian the way other people seem to. I was not that impressed with the first four episodes. I mean, yes, baby Yoda is cute, and a couple of the side characters have style. But I feel that for the reputed $15M spent on each episode we could have had 5-6 episodes of one of those…

I imagine this is what heaven is like.

What if Face/Off starred ONLY Nicholas Cage?

why not? I mean, there’s only just one movie.

Movies don’t kill people. Assault rifles wielded by right wing extremists kill people.

In the olden days, back when people still practiced the journalisms, an effective lede paragraph did the same thing. It hit the Five Ws (and the H if necessary), and the rest of the article supported and expanded on the lede. The tl;dr was built right in.

Right? My identity’s been breached so many times, I get free credit monitoring from everyone!

It’s ok though because they’re both very sorry.

My partner and I are going to invest in a nice bidet. 

I’m getting it in rolls of quarters, head to my local ALDI and release all of the carts from their savage incarceration.

Do you guys think the $125 is likely? The pool is $425Million against a potential pool of 147M people.  To pay out the $125 would require that only 3.4Million request it.  That is a 2.3% response rate.  Anyone know what the norm is?  This is pretty high profile so I would like 15-20% maybe?

I used the equifax money to set up a robocall system with the following greeting:

The problem with Apple is that they have a brand identity to protect, so nothing they produce can be too controversial or upsetting.

You could also start a conversation with him using the line:

“Pakistan should have been in the final instead of New Zealand. You know that you guys got screwed by the net run rate? I blame the ICC. They’re in the pockets of the BCCI.”

You may not understand this sentence at all, but believe me, it will make his day.

It’s truly not that complicated! Like, I’m not an expert by any means, and I only watch once every 4 years or so, but yo, just watch a YouTube video explainer and you’ll get it. I could probably copy and paste this for a dozen more comments in this article, but here it is!

It's like you wrote an article about baseball, replaced all the normal nouns with silly-sounding nouns, and multiplied all the numbers by 100

Rohit, Kohli, and Rahul combining for 3 is one of the most unpredictable sporting moments I’ve ever witnessed. What a performance by NZ!

One of these days I’m going to figure out what in the blue fuck is going on out there.

My favorite part about Cricket is how I get more confused the more I read about it. My Pakistani coworker should be happy that India is out tho.