Makes you really feel for Harry Kim though…

I’m just going to say it: The Mandalorian is only fine.

All doggos are good doggos.

Birds require the movement of air to fly (i.e., not in outer space and, thus far, not on another celestial body) so unfortunately they are outside the scope of my space law expertise.

Birds require the movement of air to fly (i.e., not in outer space and, thus far, not on another celestial body) so unfortunately they are outside the scope of my space law expertise.

Uh...I’m a lawyer and I know it goes:
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My job is literally to help raise money to genocide mosquitoes. Death to them all!

I came here to make this recommendation. Not disappointed.

Does it also summarize long article titles for we don’t have to proof read them either?

The “sorry” and $0.21 we’ll receive is only marginally better than "thoughts and prayers."

Oh good! Someone used my information stolen from Equifax to apply for a Capital One credit card so now my information is probably doubly stolen!

I really want them to go bankrupt and have a credit rating downgrade because irony. 

Don't forget the $5 bottle of TUMS. 

You're a goddamn hero. 

Hiring a lawyer to sue Equifax (and Comcast who dinged my credit twice, opened an account for someone using my information in Illinois, who didn’t pay his bills, and then sold my information and account to a collections agency). Just kidding, I’m already a lawyer, my wife’s one too, as are my dad, brother-in-law, and…

Apple has a brand identity, but it is naive to say its worth protecting outright. When you look at the media landscape, its competitors are not winning awards and subscribers with safe content--potentially with one big exception being Disney+, which will be subscribed to in every household with children at a low price…

I can’t believe how revolutionary AppleTV+ is going to be. I didn’t realize that the world needed a reboot of Snoopy. Who needs Rick and Morty and other innovative shows when a massive, commercial company like Apple can give us the TV equivalent of vanilla ice cream.

This is actually a pretty decent explanation.

Ask your co-worker if you would field at cows corner, silly mid off, fully, or third man. He'll understand. 

Welcome to the cricket fold. Long-time American fan here.