This was the precise moment when my connection ironically slowed down and I couldn’t buffer Ajit Pai’s video about being able to do everything on the Internet without interruption.

You would think Clark, Mon El, and J’onn would have joined the fight. Sometimes the go-it-alone approach is just ridiculous.

I’d add “ipconfig /renew” in the command line to refresh your wireless connection and DHCP lease.

Fair enough for this case. But in general, a simple standard would be easier than our current, disaggregated medical record system.

The only thing the two had in common was a glaring absence of Wally West.

A simpler solution to a standardized tattoo would be allowing people to put a DNR on their driver’s licenses (similar to organ donors).

Don’t forget the required witness signatures.

I’m really bothered by Wally’s absence after the wedding battle. How is kid flash not involved in this epic battle? I want to create a spoof of “Where’s Waldo?” but titled “Where’s Wally?” Every page will feature a battle with lots of superheroes and you will have to find Wally. Spoiler alert: he won’t actually be in…

During a CLE course, a defense attorney brought an attendee onto the stage and demonstrated this with both hand sanitizer and mouthwash. After the audience member swished listerine around in her mouth for 10 seconds she blew a level at which you would expect her to be legally dead.

What would have been better would have been all of them in the parking lot in the cars starting to drive away. One of the kids could yell for the cars to stop and we would see him running up the road. Everyone would be yelling for him to run faster and then the ground underneath him could have fallen away and he would…

The lost oil and environmental remediation costs are operating losses that can be deducted from corporate taxes. If there is no tax liability to offset, the company can carry the loss forward as an NOL.

Also, if I was fleeing certain death and happened upon my significant other standing around in the lobby, I would have yelled “what are you doing? Keep running! Let’s go!”

Also hard to argue against in light of the precedent established by the Comcast NBCUniversal merger a couple of years ago.

Singularity looks like a mashup of the CGI from Fallen Skies, the plot of the Maze Runner, and the teenage dialog of the 100.

People once hypothesized that “Earth was unique because of life and its position at the center of the Solar System and, thus, the Universe.”

Totally uninformed hot takes on the 2x6 v. 3x4 controversy:

Now let’s talk about their taxes:

While we’re writing ridiculous parables to try to explain the world, I offer this:

But, seriously, Alex—what’s the hot take on this? Does FaceID work under water?

I think we’re missing the big issue: why are Americans susceptible to propaganda and why is it so easy to play on our racist/sexist/homophobic tendencies?