LOVE THIS.

THANK YOU. This is the truth.

And his afterbirth, Steve Francis.

Mikhail Baryshnikov is thinking “please dont rape anyone, please dont rape anyone,please dont rape anyone” through the whole thing.

Frederic Weiss is Alpo.

So Deadspin really isnt going to address the elephant in the room? You would roast another media outlet for chickening out like that.

She’s the Baroness to Trump’s Cobra Commander.

Ah, well done. I get it.

Er, wouldn’t that be lack of soup?

I would think getting owned by Ted Cruz would make the list.

Sarkozy looks like Mr. Bean and Silvio Berlusconi had a baby.

Or when you’re particularly frustrated.....

I think it’s somewhat regional. I hear it quite a bit here in Indiana, where Pence is from. Not “Mother” necessarily, but parents calling each other mom and dad. It’s not uncommon. Not so much that I’d really notice hearing it.

Yea, really makes you appreciate what Perkins did there.

Only Ma when you really need that meatloaf.

Well, the better question is what do I call YOUR mom?

Simple answer: Reagan did it, must be right.

New idea: Antique Raw, where they value people’s antiques then beat each other with them.

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a chair is a good guy with an ottoman.

I know people are going to dump on her (it’s the Williams sisters, so they’ll be crap.) But what I think she’s doing is clapping back at the suggestion that her opponent was weak. That’s who the apology was for.