New idea: Antique Raw, where they value people’s antiques then beat each other with them.

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a chair is a good guy with an ottoman.

I know people are going to dump on her (it’s the Williams sisters, so they’ll be crap.) But what I think she’s doing is clapping back at the suggestion that her opponent was weak. That’s who the apology was for.

It’s like the Spanish remake of the first five minutes of Lawrence of Arabia.

And if this is going to be how we analyze things, why not call 1978 to 1989 the “Cocaine Era”? No one gets in from that era unless I see photographs of their nose.

So a popularity contest among the writers replaced by a popularity contest among the players. Yeesh. That sounds like a nightmare.

He was the one that threw Bert Bylevin over the top.

That’s a bit extreme. You think there’s a Hall worthy player eligible EVERY year? These things come in waves and some years are real low points. That there’s no one else better on the ballot shouldn’t be a reason to vote for a player who is not worthy.

I feel like the only team both dumb enough and wealthy enough to trade for Melo at this point is the Knicks themselves.

He’s nowhere near that skilled and A-Rod is nowhere near that bad of a teammate.

Melo is aging, is wrong for what this team wants to do offensively, and has a horrendus contract. The criticisms of him are generally correct and belong on a list of the Knicks overall problems. But to air this publicly? Heinously stupid and narcissitic on Phil’s part.

Sticky fingers? Jesus. There’s a million better ways to say that. He’s a ball-stopper for one. But sticky fingers? What is this, 1962?

So it’s called a Connelly?

Space docking is the other way around. Err, face to face. It’s a family website so I cant elaborate.

Jesus, check out the dirty mouth on Tomlin. I always took him for a mellow kind of guy. Fuck it.

Is there a term for when one asshole hits another? Off to Urban Dictionary...

Also acceptable: Minnesota Gopher group text.

And Snapchat it apparently....

Hey you know what will heal that rift? Putting it out there for the world the day of a big playoff game. What a jerk move.

Dont buy a house!!!!! Either: (1) we’re all about to be unemployed; or (2) you’ll be spared but house prices are going in the dumper in the next 18 months and you can get a bargain by waiting.