and the main quest was super dumb. “you need to unfreeze the people on this ship. which will be difficult because... wait, nevermind, nobody else actually knows about them or will try to stop you in any way.”

I sometimes forget that non-ultimate game pass is even a thing. because you’d have to pay for game pass but also not pay for xbox live gold which lets you play online. which doesn’t make sense to me because I don’t think I would even have an xbox if I couldn’t play online

this is exactly it. dude is known for randomly handing strangers piles of cash on video. for content. but these people are ignoring the “on video” part and think that there’s a chance he’ll shower them with riches because of a tweet of them doing this thing for him

but in this case the position is “person who organizes a shelf I do not own or operate inside a store which I do not own or work for,” did he pay people to do that before? The whole thing is kinda dumb but I don’t think it’s illegal

claiming to have never heard of the most subscribed person on youtube is a weird flex but ok 

having played both, I’d say elden ring is much more accessible. elden ring: you can parry, or roll, or block to avoid damage. wo long: it’s pretty much just parry. there is a roll but it sucks to use because you have to double tap a button to do it, making it a longer and more cumbersome action. death in elden ring:…

also it “dropped on February 15,nd”

enjoy low framerates all you want, doesn’t mean that the low framerates aren’t low

maybe you’re just bad at seeing frame dips then

I still haven’t figured out if it’s pronounced tears or tears

it didn’t even play fine on the switch... frame drops constantly, starting from an already low base of 30 is terrible 

Echo VR—a game first released on the competing Rift system before its developers were bought by Facebook—would be shutting down.

haha I could have used this in the original. the reason I never beat the game was because I was stuck in a save point with too little ammo to make it through the next area, not enough money to buy more, and not enough patience to start the game all over again

so what I’m getting is that someone is upset that this port is just a port and not one of the PC fan mods

all I want them to do is fix the melee damage. 2 punches shouldn’t be a kill when some guns require 10+ shots to do the same

The cartoon is at 52% on RottenTomatoes, with an audience rating of 6.2 of 10, so right in the middle

maybe I’m being too harsh but oof, that title. if I hadn’t seen this article and just saw the name “Vengeful Guardian” in a shop or something, I would just automatically think it’s some low-effort chinese mobile game.

donkey kong tropical freeze is a port of a Wii U game that came to switch in 2018 and as far as I know it’s never been on sale

one of my favorite photoshops

my only experience with a kia dealer was me going to one for a state mandated safety inspection because it was the place that could get me in the fastest, and some salesman there badgering me to buy a new car that didn’t know how to take no for an answer