Fuck, you write a whole reasonable piece and I almost start to agree with you and then you make an exception for Bruce Fucking Springsteen? If anybody needs their shit cut to a reasonable length it’s acts that ooze self-importance.

“Welp, I’m quitting.”

But Johnny Football has been making the media rounds and taking responsibility for his past mistakes. Maybe when Kaepernick does the same and publicly says that he’s fine with police brutality and systemic racism then NFL teams might start to pay attention again.

Paid off our house in 12 years. Definitely an awesome feeling.

“Not in the slightest. Are they long? Well, they’re long enough to convey a strange and beautiful story of notes, improvised and learned through decades of shows. I once saw Jerry wail on Truckin’ for five hours. Passed out on some of Phil Jackson’s gummy bears three hours in, and woke up for the finale. Even the…

The only thing I have to hang my hat on is my salary, which is far more than I ever imagined I’d be earning. The rest of my financial life is an unmitigated disaster, unfortunately, but I’m starting to get it under control.

I am still waiting on my late start.

That I listened to Mr Safety, and we’ve been debt free for five years now. House and cars are paid for, money in the bank and CDs and 401k, and we pay off the credit cards every month. Hard? At first, yes! But with diligence, it got easier. Plus the peace of mind is great!

It’s like Bird and Miles, here you have Westbrook as this solo diva who’s into fashion, fast cars, and a glib attitude towards reporters and much of his audience. Then you have Harden as this more jovial character who’s just interested in getting blowjobs in taxi cabs while eating fried chicken. But Man when those…

Well, the Royals can say what they want but if Yordano Ventura had stayed at home and watched porn he’d still be alive today. And, possibly, with a better grip on his slider.

It’s nice to see Michigan State really cracking down on the problems in their athletic department

“More Ostarine please!”

In that they’ll be put on a shelf and never touched again, yes.

this, 100%. I’m planning a vacation for June (2 weeks) and planning in January makes a) the winter seem more bearable because I’m spending part of my days daydreaming about the beach and b) less expensive, because booking things in advance makes them cheaper.

The only good writer left at Uproxx, probably because he’s too busy making podcasts with L.A Matt to find another job in the #content industry.

drinking a margarita actually, I LOVE me some salt.

You have to hand it to the guy. He makes even completely legendary feats completely unwatchable.

17/18 on free throws. Fuuuuck that

“It’s like I’m living a movie,” Mr. Smith said, when asked for comment.

This last December I had a family vacation that we planned at this time last year. We had a nine day vacation and I took an extra day on each end to prep and reset and prep for being back in the office, respectively. It was the longest vacation I’d taken in my professional career.