That reminds me of that teenager who the “voice of his generation” and does talks at big companies even though he’s a fucking loser with no friends.

Advertising/marketing jargon is the absolute worst, because it’s purposely over-complicated and over-acronym’ed to hide the fact that it’s really, really easy and most of the world is bullshitting bullshitters.

I think Billy comes in for a little too much stick from the commenters on the whole, but seeing a Barça-nal (I’m proud of that one) stan write something like this makes me glad I picked City to be my team 15 years ago.

The only way Under Armour knows how to win is ugly.

I nearly spat out the smooth, robust blend of the day from Starbucks reading this.

To be fair, he only joined the crime ring very recently after it started doing well.

Hopefully now you guys have a better understanding of why I broke up with her.

I sincerely hope you don’t give yourself an aneurysm from responding to all of these trolls.

So, Tuesdays?

DJ, Williams, Bradley, Harris, Beverley & PG13 is a Western Conference semifinal team on paper with those as the top 6 guys. If you’re Paul George, do you want to be the face of your childhood favorite team in LA or second fiddle in OKC, with likely the same finish?

Always remember, you ARE someone.

Advanced stats say Raphael Palmeiro was better than Will Clark. Therefore, advanced stats are fraudulent.

It’s like in the NFL running backs like Thomas Jones who have 10,000 yards mostly because they were fortunate with their health and slightly above average for a long time. By the numbers, top 15 all time running yards. Hall of Fame? Nah. There IS such thing as an objective measure of how great a person was. If at no…

Withe the Federal Government in the state it is in right now, I’m not sure any investigation by them is worth shit.

March her to the front of the line.

Agreed, even on that Cleveland team, Belle and Ramirez were far more feared.

He was very good once in a while. Kind of good for a long time. Never great.

Here’s the breakdown of what war is. It’s interesting in the same way that reading a lawsuit is interesting. https://www.baseball-reference.com/about/war_explained_position.shtml

276?!?!

But keep the lease on the apartment you got for her!