I’ll always remember 1991 for the most dismal, depressing season any team has had. Not bad per se, just miserable. It was the year the wheels came off finally from one of the most colorful teams in baseball history.

Not for nothing and I don’t even listen to his stuff, but I was so excited for Dunkirk, even drove an hour to see it on IMAX. My reaction was a decided Meh. Clever perhaps but instantly forgettable. The 10 minutes shot on the beach in the otherwise bad Atonement was far better.

I am a 46 year old man and now you’ve made me blush. I’m scarred for life. I’ll stick with the time both me and my sister each independently got her a Salad Shooter. (Remember them?) By chance my mom opened mine first, so by the time she got to the next one my sister ran out of the room crying. She didn’t talk to me…

When I was around 13 or so I was dropped off at the mall to get Christmas presents for the family. No 13 year old boy is good at such things. I was struggling. But there was this kiosk, maybe Sharper Image or something like that with all kinds of cool things for gifts. I saw this mini back massager, maybe $15 bucks or…

Emma, you are totally wrong about Octavio Dotel having played on just 13 teams. In fact he has played on 21. Your confusion is understandable though, as he pitched on 8 teams under the nom de plume Fernando Rodney.

I apologize if I gave off the impression that I disapprove of hookers, strippers, drugs, or most importantly, paying off players.

Can we get serious for a second? No more kidding around. We need to discuss this. Okay, good.

Believe me, I traveled with quite a few ones, unopened. But yeah I could’ve had this one in my pocket and they wouldn’t give two shits. Guess it was just one last poor decision on a weekend full of them.(Still better than dropping $200 on Harry Kane to win the WC Golden Boot. WTF was I thinking?)

I’ve done edibles many many times, but never legally so I never knew the dosage. These were indeed 5mg. This was the exact convo I had with my buddy:

I was surprised how quickly numerous commenters corrected me and put me in my place. Just goes to show, Deadspin commenters are nothing but a bunch of coked out junkies.

Somehow I don’t think I’d like them in quite the same way.

because he was trying to get rid of his stash before boarding the plane to London.

While the theft of the playbook obviously didn’t hurt them in the end, the theft of the $1300 means Alabama might lose out on the signing of that 4 star defensive end prospect he was supposed to meet up with later that night.

Don’t forget yogurt and squats.

For years Johan has waited for his extensive knowledge of the history and culture of Moravia to be of some practical use. Today was that day.

I apologize, I didn’t mean to imply I am a professor. No, I leave to others. I simply take the best and brightest New York has to offer and get them drunk, a lot.

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I have never read or seen a profile of Farrow that doesn’t start with how unbelievably smart his is, how he graduated college early, how all his friends say he’s a genius, etc. It’s weird. Is it required if he grants you access?

I LOVED The Microwave. I’ve seen better shooting form on 50 year old fat guys at the Y. But when Vinnie got hot, oh man he was unstoppable.

The real victim is that the other team’s point guard also got suspended for his name on his jersey and he isn’t racist at all. James Crow is a good kid, even his coach vouches for him, “Jim’s a really good kid.”