1. This was a great idea: talk about something topical but still meaty, in a personal yet relevant way. Good concept!

If Michelle ever smiled at me I would dissolve into a puddle of glitter and unicorn farts immediately. Can’t fault him for that.

I mean, they freaked the fuck out over dijon mustard on a hamburger and a tan suit.

What infuriates me the most is that the present government has blown through at least half a dozen scandals that would have ended Obama’s presidency overnight.

I mean he’s only human. Who doesn’t turn to mush for Michelle?

I think Dubya loves Michelle. See; how he was trying to get her attention at the inauguration and the 100% pure sunbeam his faced turned into when she saw and smiled at him.

Dubya was not very smart and made many a bad decision.

Sidenote, the Obamas and the Bushes are consistently adorable with each other and it warms my cold heart.

I don’t miss him.

Same. I hope this trend of each Republican President being the worst we thought we would ever see does not continue. Please please please let us have hit rock bottom with Trump.

I love this pettiness. Go high when they go low, yes I know I know but sometimes going low is much more satisfying.

I miss George W. Bush.

This sort of thing is the only semi-comical aspect of the Orange Cum-sock administration. Dude is so fucking stupid he’ll release all the dirty national secrets so we can finally know once and for all.

I hope Ted Cruz’s father was on the grassy knoll. We don’t have enough controversy and stuff to argue about anymore.

I work at a homeless shelter, and every item that comes through our doors that can go through a washing machine and dryer does, and all items are put in trash bags before entering the building. The clients kind of roll their eyes at the whole thing, but we haven’t had a case of bed bugs in 35 years.

Obligatory FUCK BEDBUGS comment.

Bed bugs are fucking horrific, but I have to admit to being a little relieved after reading this article. I thought it was about how there are now FLYING BED BUGS, which would probably lead me to get one of those bubble boy things the kid from Seinfeld was in. Either way I’m going to be itchy for the rest of the day.

You’re husband is on to something. I can’t tell you how many white men I avoid at work because it’s easier than confronting them.

I’d like to point out, and I’m sure I’m not the only one to notice, that six out of the twelve shown articles on mobile (I’m on an iPhone 5) are about rape or other forms of sexual misconduct.

It’s on University of Tennessee’s campus so even though it wasn’t a school event, it’s a dry campus. Ironically I intended boycotting it as I do most concerts in Knoxville because it’s the woooorst. It was the foo fighters, I bought tickets to a different date a little further away this weekend. But Knoxville is only…