At the dedication ceremony, Allen Iverson will walk across Tyronn Lue.

This is a shame and pretty surprising given Mexico, MO’s long history of appropriately naming things.

Way to disparage what had long been Bill Walnut’s greatest legacy.

He’s the rare pitcher who really just works the middle of the plate.

300lbs? Did they weigh him on the moon?

Jesus Christ dipshit, it was a joke.

God Shammgod works in mysterious ways.

10 Reasons Why Bill Simmons Will Be Named Editor-in-Chief at Buzzfeed

This is just like that time on Saved By The Bell when the show got cancelled....

Unfortunately we probably will never know the answer, given how uncomfortable Bill Simmons has historically been in making things about himself.

Your a delight!

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

And yet somehow *I* was the mediawhore/distraction.

They were planning to sign Tebow today, but were unable to get in touch with him.

[picks up phone; cancels all Monday guests]—

Clearly, my brain is not on football yet...was trying to figure where he would fit into the band...

Maybe if the receivers had performed better Rodgers wouldn't have had to fake it.

Pats fan, Unspecified Gender Fan Taking Strong "Pro-Child Abuse" Stance, Vikes fan with weird "bottom only goatee", and oddly out of place Chiefs fan make up the worst rendition of the Abbey Road cover ever.

I think the stop sign speaks for all of us.