NFL on line 1.....

Ok, let's start taking odds on the results of this:

Don't be an asshole. He was just highlighting the differences in the situations. Like how the camera was able to "testify" against Rice, whereas Lewis was able to murder his witness. I mean, he's right, the situations aren't comparable.

Ray Lewis: There is no comparison of me and Ray Rice. I'm far more similar to Aaron Hernandez.

"I was the accomplice in a double homicide and destroyed evidence.

#notallharbaughs

Riley Cooper: No no no...

Money actually hasn't changed Riley. He's just as frugal as ever. The reason he hasn't responded is because he knows it costs extra to text Mexico.

I doubt Riley even knows about this. If Mike's being super passive aggressive, it's not going to be directed anywhere near his intended target.

This hater brought to you by the number:

St. Louis Cardinals hurt children the RIGHT way.

In response, Dungy issued the following statement:

Hey Mike Vick might have slaughtered innocent puppies with his bare hands but at least he didn't love another human being.

An interesting pick for the final. I would have expected Bigfnjewishdick to get burned by Germany.