I’m told that I used to build cars out of LEGO, intentionally crash them, and utter the line “Uh-oh! Better get MAACO!”

The fact that I was a human in the world when marital rape became illegal in NY is insane to me. And a wonderful reminder of why things are still so shitty. That was not that long ago.

And nationwide since 1993.

What if the reporter sues for harassment/serious threats. That would be HILARIOUS.

can, theoretically, the new york bar association publicly reprimand a lawyer for flagrantly misstating the law like that while representing his client?

She’s not blameless, but this is a symptom of poor resources and education for women about reproduction, pregnancy, etc. Just because someone is educated or well-off doesn’t mean that they know how to obtain certain resources.

This is why stigmatizing abortion and reducing access needs to stop.

This is what happens when you teach women that there is only one way to be a good mother. This is what happens when you teach women that perfection is the primary goal, that mistakes are the enemy, that outward perception is sacrosanct. This is what happens when you value a woman’s relationships over her mental health…

Whoever is in charge of the background music on this show needs a fucking emmy. It's outstanding.

It is so amazing. Please go watch it immediately and meet back here in the hungover fog you will be in when it is over.

My mom definitely was naked around me and would occasionally take baths with me. But it was always very clear that this was okay because she was my Mom and that it wasn’t something that was for everyone. It also wasn’t like a “naked house” situation. It’s not like she was nude all the time. But if she was going to…

You’re not wrong.

This is what happens when you shun air conditioning and the heat messes with your mind!!!

My now deceased grandmother-in-law was 93 and dating three different men. She (apparently) was a catch because she had her original hips, if you know what I mean.

My friend’s grandma is seeing two men at the same time and they’re brothers. Makes me ashamed of my own sex life.

STDs run rampant through independent/assisted living centers.

DAMN DARRELL YOU NAMIN’ NAMES! NAME ON NAMERFUCKER.

Hey there, crusaders. Katie is clearly cool with it.

she probably murders their pets too for good measure

I think she murders them. She probably murders them, right?