I think you’re wrong. If you look at the bags under his eyes and his messy hair,  the implication is that he’s been staying up late for two or three whole days, maybe a week to figure out something that has escaped all of the great thinkers of the world since the beginning of science.

The movie had two goals. Both goals were achieved.

Ah yes, the old “here’s what a long-running franchise looks like from the outside” article, combined with the “smart person tries to dumb themselves down to appreciate escapist pop culture phenomenon” article. Creative stuff. Do we really need more of these?

Due to having to get up for work extremely early, my boyfriend and I can't stay up past 10 to watch GoT as it airs. Jezebel manages to spoil something every fucking week.

I wouldn’t say I love spoilers, but I do compulsively seek them out. Everyone else goes to see movies opening night or watches something live on TV because they want to avoid being spoiled by other people, but *I* do it because I know if I don’t, the urge to whip out my phone and google for spoilers the moment I get…

I LOVE SPOILERS. They don’t ruin anything for me. To me they get rid of unnecessary mental anxiety. And I always read the last few pages of a book before I’m finished.

Literally saw something like this a few months ago over a parking lot in northern Illinois (north suburbs of Chicago). I was walking out of work to my car around 6pm and I looked up to see 5-6 oval shaped thingies hovering over the parking lot. They were staying SO still and did not move at all, just hovered in…

Does it mean Adele will have a new album??  Because I will pre-order right now.

What a shitty shitty shitty job to be that hs counselor trying to have a shred of integrity in the face of outright privileged injustice.

“[Olivia] was passionate about her career, and now everything she built has imploded before her eyes. She feels they ruined everything.”

Sperm shaped eyebrows are a bad decision. Tax evasion is a criminal act. Slavery is evil. 

I feel like tax evasion and slavery are pretty far cries from being “poor decisions.”

...Yeah.

It’s been a dog’s age since I listened to the first season of Serial. I remember coming away from it with two distinct impressions:

Savage. I saw some taupes as well.

She’s also very right that it just makes you poop. All crash diet nonsense is ultimately about pooping. Cleanses, super foods, crash diets. They all just make you shit non-stop. 

And Senna tea is no fucking joke! I bought it and used it once...and it was so effective I’m scared to use it again. I sprinted to the bathroom and was shitting forever. I thought I would die there.

And if you do need external help with detoxing, as far as I’m aware the main method for that is just a dialysis machine. 

Jameela is correct, your liver is your detox.

Go big or go gnome