You’ve gotta give her credit for being such a fabulous actor though. In real life, she’s a total sweetheart. Case in point [original post here]:

$10,000 for the un-retouched photos

The racism I can handle, because I literally think they might be color blind, but the minute they fucking tried to push their “no vaccines because what are vaccines we are dinosaurs” agenda on The View, they lost me.

I used to work with a really sweet, very old lady who would occaisionally call me a “clever girl.” It made me feel like a velociraptor and I’d get all warm and sparkley on the inside whenever she did. None of my current coworkers ever make me feel like a velociraptor. :(

I believe we’re missing one very clever girl.

Helen says she had “a cold” but we all really know the truth: cocaine.

It’s worth pointing out, that in the Book, the boy was the computer genius, and they switched the roles around for the movie.

Stop promoting unrealistic beauty standards for dinosaurs. You just know she’s had her scary death flaps enhanced and won’t admit to it. #realdinosaurshavecurves

In before all the commenters start talking about how she broke up the Beatles.

Are you fucking serious? There’s maybe a 5% chance she’s joking. Seriously, go read her tweets.

3 Days Later...

I’m pro gay marriage despite the fact that I anticipate never being part of one.

NO ABORTIONS FOR ANYONE EVER except my 16-year-old daughter, but really it was only that one time, and it’s not like she’s a evil communist birth control-guzzling whore like all those other people who get abortions. BUT NO ABORTIONS FOR ANYONE ELSE, BECAUSE ABORTION IS ALWAYS WRONG except for when it’s somehow in my…

I always chuckle when they use the phrase “believe in” about abortion, being homosexual, etc... I always want to say, I don’t think it matters if you believe in abortion. It exists. It’s not faith-based.

Dude if by getting pregnant and choosing to not abort I could LITERALLY make anti-choicer’s heads explode and wipe them out, I think I’d be down for it. I would be willing to sacrifice my desires for the cause.
(That is probably the only scenario where I would ever carry to term, actually.)

True story. My sister once raised money to save the Brazilian Rain Forest despite the fact that she’s not, in fact, a marmoset.

Y’all, I have seen some of Kpoene’s work in person and it is seriously beautiful.

It's just the worst cat ever. Why does it love straw so much? Straw isn't a food. Bad cat.