My uncle grew up with 5 sisters and my grandmother - my grandfather passed away when my mom, the second eldest was 16. He pretty much had to haul a radio flyer wagon’s worth of pads from the pharmacy for all the womenfolk once a month. It was kind of like the whole “I’m going to town to procure grains and supplies…

Husband, soon after we got married, was waaaaaaay down the aisle shopping while I stood in line at the pharmacy.

The first time a dude really looks at the tampon/pad isle and their eyes go really wide and you can almost hear the short circuit frying in their brain....it’s a wonderful moment.

I was looking for Midol once and my ex was all “I’ll ask the pharmacist!” and before I could stop him, he walked up and asked her all…

A man buying feminine hygiene products is a MAN WHO HAS A WOMAN. I’m surprised guys don’t buy this stuff on their own, just to look like they can get it on the regular.

i used to be awkward about it until i experienced the trauma of buying a pregnancy test and now nothing i buy at CVS will ever embarrass me again

Yes. I remember during one of my first periods I was walking down the street with my mom and I had a question about periods and she shushed me and told me there were some men around and that I did not want men to know I was on my period. I was confused and the shame definitely stayed with me. An ex-boyfriend would not…

Another home run from the art dept.

The Toast closely and carefully edits which posts are allowed to show. Jez has plenty of smart cookies but you have to wade through the shit to get to us. Yeah, I included myself. I'm two glasses of wine in and I dunno what I'll do next.

OMG THIS.

It sucks because it is the best website ever! Although honestly? The other reason I spend more time on Jezebel, besides how Jezebel updates more often and doesn’t crash my computer, is that the Toast commenters intimidate me. They have all read every book ever written. They never misspell anything. They know how to do…

Oooh, I wanna play!

That is what you aspire to be. You are a Kardashian site. You’ll need at least twice as much weed and attitude to be Rihanna site.

Unfair and untrue. We are a Rhianna site.

No.

“We spoke to Jezebel, a popular Kardashian news site, on Twitter today...”

The majority of men having trouble with erections isn’t desire though. It’s physiological.

Seeing me naked usually does the trick.

Reddit

Republican primaries/debates.

What is prettiest in life? Crushing your enemies. See them being driven before you. Hearing the lamentations of their women.