Uh, what th game plan here even if it does get past the senate the President will veto and they won’t have enough to override if it even gets to the senate which seems to not be happening. People-start writing your congresspeople. (I wish the link had a vote breakdown.)
IM GETTING A NEW KITTEN TOMORROW! Aaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!
This is perfect timing as a) today is my actual birthday and b) I love pissy cats. :3
They make travel packs for that very reason :)
A lube ghost
I misread your “YES” as meaning “consent” and had a good laugh at how clever you were being. Then realized I was just in an echo chamber of my own cleverness.
We use KY in hospitals.
She is so fucking good.
That was almost as funny as the wine glass getting bigger on the Friday Night lights skit
Christ this woman has been killing it lately with these bits. I love watching her rise: it just keeps getting better.
The shiny gold legs, oh my god the shiny gold legs. Perfect.
Alcohol is the most effective lubricant.
Lube can be great with partners, but don’t get into the lube for your solo game guys. It is a waste of time and money, and without lube will never be as good. If you have to travel a lot or run out of it, you will be chasing that slippery dragon.
my tears of shame and regret have always worked for me
Actually, I am balding. I’m also not well-endowed if we just want to get it all over with now, thank you very much.
Some of these ridiculous IPAs out there nowadays taste like they’ve already been fucked.
Where’s my cocaine...
Confession: the only pregnancy craving ever had was with my son, for Popeye's Red Beans N Rice. I would drive out of my way to purchase the little (seemed like thimble-size) individual serving for lunch nearly daily. Sadly, he remains a very gassy child, nigh onto twenty years later.
Fat men aren’t fat, only fat women are fat.