or.. not sure if it’s just me - but prolonged sexy sessions resulting in internal abrasions? apparently no matter how turned on i am, that much skin on skin rubbing gives me chafing inside.

Let’s talk about the less-flashy sex injury: UTIs.

I would be insulted if my ransom was only $8,500.

Hey, the police made a mistake. Okay, a series of mistakes. Stupid and racist mistakes. Over several hours. Can’t we just let that go already?!?!

Yes, Bristol, you’re absolutely right. The police who dragged a 14-year-old out of school in handcuffs for building a science project and subjected him to hours of racist interrogation without allowing him access to a lawyer or his parents are the real victims here. The police and white people everywhere. Can’t put…

I feel like if I had MORE confidence and maybe less boyfriend when I was younger I would have had a much more productive life.

That picture is giving me second-hand heatstroke.

As much as I hate candy corn, I think the real story here is that it was paired with fucking white fucking chocolate, which is NOT chocolate and is an abomination.

OH ACH, I CANNAE FIT THRU THE WEE DOORWAY WITH THIS STICK IN MAH MOUTH, DAMN AND BEGORRAH.

THIS IS EVERYTHING.

Attention all news outlets:

Fox News reports that police are considering a “love triangle”

*blearily stares at screen*

I’ve played alcohol menu vs an offer of iced tea many a time.

*rubs eyes* Weekend BCO? WEEKEND BCO!!!

My Jewish parents attended mass given at the Vatican by Pope John Paul II. I asked why, and my dad told me he was hungry and wanted the cracker.

Jesus Christ, give the woman a break.

FIFY...

I should probably admit right now that I am fat myself. I’m barely 5′1″ and 135 pounds and wear a size 6 and a 34DD

I went to high school in Indiana, of all places, and we were required to read literature with very adult themes, e.g., Oedipus Rex, The Color Purple, etc. I don’t remember anyone’s parents complaining. Was the 90s just a more chill time?