The race to the bottom has broken through the bottom, and is continuing on to negative infinity.

She is the world’s finest chef of word salad.

You first, peaches.

American = incoherent combinations of mostly English words

That simple rule, if applied as a categorical imperative, would put pick up artists and women’s magazine editors alike out of jobs, though.

As a male id like to say this statement is false, if I read it I’d see that the message came from a vulnerable place and I’d feel obligated to respond. Guy was obviously just not very smart

Thank you. I’m confused. If I tell you my feelings about you, I’d like a fucking response.

As a woman I do have to ask who the hell tells someone they like them and then says they don’t need to respond?! Girl, Maya (Mara?) that’s nuts.

That’s what I do: When I want to see Americans speaking English, I go to a kebab shop.

So people who have degrees in Deleuzian semiotics deserve this? WTF.

How is any of what happened his wife’s fault? She’s not Dottie Sandusky, she left as soon as she found out. There’s no evidence she ever knew anything. And who gives a fuck if she was “living off him”, how other people divide their money in their own marriages is none of your damn business. You don’t know what she…

...I'm not sure whether this offends me more as a Jew or as a gay person.

Well, as we all know, adults are only capable of caring about one problem at a time.

Yeah, the one thing I do like about this is that she’s saying, essentially, “Look, this is my take, but I never claimed it was an informed opinion and it’s kinda on you if you expected it to be.”

“Bunning cannot bully me, my wife or my son,” Joe Davis said on Friday of the judge, via Louisville television station WDRB. “I taught my son how to stand up for what’s right and what he believes in at any cost. Bunning doesn’t know how to pick on somebody that can handle him. The only thing he knows how to do is to…

Fundie in the streets, but a freak in the sheets?

This is what I want to know, who’s gonna pay for the window? I’d be so Pissed!

god damn it you beat me to this joke

same.