Oh, gee, and I thought their religion saw lying as a sin. You know, right up there in the...what’s it called...ten commandments? Like, your god specifically pointed out that doing this is bad, m’kay, and said not one word about abortions, but yeah, you go ahead and sue to protect your right to lie like the lying liars…

Wh...why is she morphing into Tori Spelling?

Was about to say just that in exactly that manner.

Harry’s response, which I dismissed, was just so fucking precious.

Not in the fucking slightest. *jazz hands* MISANDRY!

None of us have ever seen your alleged ‘wife.’ Therefore those of us who spend our entire lives trying to get strangers to leave us the fuck alone while we read in peace are inclined to think that she’s a sock puppet/figment of your imagination.

He really was being a bit of an elitist fuck, and I say that as a self-defined snob on several issues.

“I could have stepped out in front of that car, but I didn’t, and instead I’m going to work.” Yup. Been there.

A cogent summation. *wild applause* (Not sarcastic. Truly.)

Right. And this question is truly dumb, because, well, a lot of people lie about their sexual history so my answer is no, *not that I know of.*

Harry: Up in the sky...
Will: It’s a bird!
Kate: It’s a plane!
Harry: It’s the ball. Will you guys keep your eyes on the game, for god’s sake??

Uh-huh...you know this article was employing a shit-ton of sarcasm, don’t you? Like, they’re not prasing her for saying this. They’re saying that she’s as much of a dick as it seems people think you are. Also, see Calls From the Public’s comment on the definition of feminism.

Michel Foucault is spinning in his grave right about now...

This.

But incorrect if he thinks the worst shipping company in the world is going to either give a shit, or do anything about it.

*nods* Yes. Yes, it does. *shudder*

Oddly enough, it’s “Carl’s Jr.” which is why *I* won’t go. Because fuck people who are that ungrammatical.

Yes, that’s it.

Nope. But if you change your mind, I can tell you. And it’s just as purile and demeaning as you’re probably thinking.

I thought it was okay, except...So. Much. Puking. Could have done without that.