He consistently* draped his used washcloth over the pull up button for the shower, too, so other than the fact that I was not expecting blood that day I wasn’t surprised. Disgusted and horrified, yes, but not surprised.

Just so I don’t sound completely heartless, by the way, he’s fine. He’s got an interesting scar, and he went completely psycho and kicked me out for no reason less than a year later, but he’s still alive as far as I know.

I had a roommate who “accidentally” slit his own throat in our bathroom.* And half-assedly cleaned up the mess.**

You bring up a very interesting point about presentation and intent. *tips hat*

Caitlyn is a reality TV star. That’s the definition of reality TV star—capitalizing off her story. This costume is not supportive, it’s exploitative.

I mean...that’s a trick question right? There’s absolutely a way it can be both.

*shuddering over skin-oils on the Van Gogh*

This guy should take a lesson from Jeni’s Splendid Ice Cream, because they had a listeria scare earlier this year and they Shut. It. Down. Seriously. Shut down production, cleaned everything from the vats to the cracks in the floor tiles, sent out multiple apology/explanation emails, brought in scientists to help, and…

I want Allons-y so bad it hurts. Thank you very much. ;)

I’m unaware of his relative intelligence, but every time I see him I want to go after his face with a handkerchief—the thirst is so palpable, he gives the impression that he’s drooling.

Other than the fact that he’s a wet noodle and she’s a goddess?

Anna does not seem to have the willpower god gave a tuna melt, so...

Whoa. Maybe you ought to diversify your condiment tastes, or detox from whatever it is they put in Heinz...

I used to think that if people go out to eat they should not do so before working in food service. I’m ammending that to commenting on these posts. For serious, yo, the restaurant can take the loss. Servers whose customers don’t tip them* make less than three dollars an hour, and cannot.

And they did it by being impeccably polite and rule-/tradition-bound while they colonized, so I fail to see your point...

*burns everything down in a rage fire* Fucking fuck faced fucker.

...sushi?

Excepting Alice...

My jaded ass saw dine and dash from the very start. *sigh*

Um...people who live paycheck to paycheck, and their landlords, grocers, phone providers and transportation providers, might possibly disagree with you that “There is nothing, NOTHING, in this world that you need so badly to have to put up with this treatment from people.” But please, put your moral high ground above…