Uh-huh, but the server was, so...

No need to be embarrassed. *hugs*

...okay then.

There are many steamed milk/espresso drinks. Yup. Ask the Italians. *grin*

Oh, no! It's an adorable reference, and fine if you don't get it. Go here:

Parkour to you! *waits to see if you get obscure reference*

Yeah, in the same way that hamburgers and hotdogs both contain ground up meat.

So. Much. Pent up. Barista rage. OMG.

Presumably, it would be a small amount of filter coffee in steamed milk. It would taste fine, but it would not at all taste the same.

This. THIS. Thisthisthis. ALLLLL OF THIS. Seriously, people be cray.

Ah, my mistake. That is, admittedly, a total WHY moment.

Because that's her mother?

They are the shit. I would eat them every day.

Nope. In America, at any rate, cafe latte's are made with espresso, whereas coffee is just...filter coffee, no special bean or brewing type. Espresso is pressurized during brewing, meaning you get a stronger brew with less water. Coffee uses a lot more water. If you make a "coffee" latte, it will taste much MUCH…

The sex must have been incredible. That's the only thing I could even partially understand.

I really want to see a different ending to this scenario, where the writer and her friend put money in the waitress' hand, pick up their food, and leave asshat to eat by himself because they're out of there. Ugggggggh.

Hmm...you know, until your comment I hadn't realized that she's been keeping a low profile the last few weeks. The results of her ignorant scare-mongering are occurring, and she's not said boo... Makes one think.

^^^THIS. All the stars to you!

Hilary can open her mouth to speak without tripping and falling over the basic forms of the English language. I admit, I am biased toward literate candidates.

Yes, but will Hillary be able to refrain from eye-rolling? I know I'm not that strong... It could have a serious effect on the outcome of the debate.