Snakes breathe only about 1-3 times a minute. Probably, there was enough air in the pipe.

Ohhhh, I doubt very much that it was stuck...

Even seemingly large snakes can get through practically miniscule holes. My baby, a king snake about as big around as a half dollar, got out a hole in his carrying bag that was about the size of a nickel. The More You Know (tm)

Now that is a win/win if I ever heard one.

While I agree with you, I must point out two things: I'm two colleges past that one at the moment, so it no longer applies to me. Also, how many college age kids do you know with that amount of foresight?

I'm sure it is. They pride themselves on being the very minimum the law requires.

Well...yes, and no. On the campus of my alma mater, all 911 calls were re-routed to the campus police who were, quite frankly, as useful as an asshole on an elbow. In order to call the police, someone would have to either find the police non-emergency number, a difficult task even when not traumatized, or leave…

Noooooooo...

I'm so glad you didn't end up as a skin-suit. *hugs*

I don't toke, but I may start just to add one more reason to be disqualified from this fucking guy.

<3 This gif is EVERYTHING.

Imagine having to tell people about your unique condition? "I have maple syrup urine disease." "What? No you don't, you made that shit up." "No, seriously..."

Indeed, and while I support that logic he was also less than five miles from home. Which, even drunk, one can walk in about an hour. Not comfortably, mind you. I mean, I'd hate to do it. It would suck. But...

ALL the nopes.

While I get that...it's vegan. That means no animal products at all.

^^^ALLLL this. Ugh.

For a touch there, he sounded like a bot. Then I realized he's just uneducated enough to not catch the blatantly bad autocorrects. *sigh*

So. Many. Ways to fuck up. And they've done them all.

There are so many ways in which FedEx fucks up, why choose just this one?

So. Pretty. *petting that sweet fuzzy head*