...I think her hair is light purple, actually?

Oh no! I hope your little one is okay! And that those people grow a freakin' conscience.

*duct tapes your sister to a chair* There. Fixed that for you.

It's possible to love someone deeply, and yet not want to put up with their (most likely unchanging, if addiction related) bullshit for all eternity.

That is not shallow. That is ew and wrong and fail and being a bad adult. Just no. If the person has a problem, okay, whatevs. It's not like we're all in the greatest of health. But man the fuck up and DEAL WITH IT medically if necessary. Ugh. Ugh.

Toking? Toucan? Two can? What the eff?

Hot DAMN sweetheart, that was the shit. *internet high fives*

Wow. You all need to a) chill, and b) look up sarcasm and hyperbole in the dictionary.

^^^Someone obviously unfamiliar with the complete and utter uselessness of a Swiss Army Knife. Speaking as a person with said experience, it's a damn good thing that Switzerland is militarily neutral, elsewise they'd have been slaughtered in less time than it takes to say, "fuck, that's the nail file. Why does this…

SECONDED.

Shit, I hit ten before I was twenty. *grin* Those were the days, know what I'm saying?

Right? When I freshly dye my hair blue, it's as dark as the brown beside it. It only gets really bright as it fades out.

I think collectively we need to raise our standards. Srsly. Because "occasionally fulfills some requirements to continue existing" isn't near enough. That is one of the big things I'll give my ex-husband. If I felt like cooking, I cooked. If he felt like cooking, as he did more often than I, he cooked. If…

Nawwww. Oh, damn it. Why?

Wonderful. Since you're on the case, and can obviously succeed where "the most technological [sic] advanced nation with the best medicine/hospitals/etc" have failed, we'll just sit back and let you get to that.

+1 for that totally awesome music reference.

Hilariously, I've just up-starred your comment to 666.

I would start carrying a lighter again, and sacrifice a book (horrors!), just to rip out the page they wrote on and burn it in front of them. If violence is in the offing, as it so often is, might as well metaphorically fight back.

To which you can honestly reply, "yes."