What about milk in your alcohol?
She was originally going to go with Summer Eve, but decided that would be too douchey...
Just a spoonful of sugar makes the ass eating go down. Ass eating go down. Ass eating go down …
It was like a million people trying to get their ass-eating comments in at once.
Discounting addicts, who the fuck has a favorite medicine ? The few times I get sick I'm too busy being annoyed that I'm sick to really pick a favorite. Tussin? Pepcid AC? Netflix? Frank's Red-Hot?
I get it, E.L. James' writing is so expressive and realistic that perhaps Christian Grey truly did come alive for you in your imagination.
Susie Essman and Bob Balaban as Ilana's parents were EVERYTHING.
I love this show so goddamned much, I can't even say. Every aspect of this was handled beautifully and somehow managed to be both very relatable and hilariously absurd. I really did not expect the way the story went, especially not that (SPOILER ALERT) Abbi and Jeremy would be over so quickly. But again, so accurate,…
I would hate fuck Lance.
Is there some contest going on that I'm unaware of? Who can be the biggest shit in the history of shits, or something?
k, sure, but are we going to talk about the fact that this movie is about statutory rape, essentially, and if this was made about a man doing this to one of his students, we would all be losing our collective minds?
Like I give a fuck...
R.B.G. can do whatever the fuck she wants.
My father is broken up about this. He got a week's detention by the nuns in his Catholic school because he and his friend snuck out of a field trip showing of some Saint Patrick movie and they watched La Dolce Vita instead. He said it was the best week of detention he ever had.
Of course Cathy would say that. *eyeroll*
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