I much prefer this film.
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This is always the best, imo.
The guy I lost my virginity to is now a plastic surgeon at an Ivy League med school.
*raises hand*
Lost mine junior year of college to a couch-surfing druggy loser whose last name I didn't (and still don't) know. My friends from that era still refer to him as "homeless dick." I should probably be MORE embarrassed than I am.
I will forever be indebted to the comedian who started this whole fire storm. Nothing makes me happier to know that Hannibal Buress called out that "pull up your pants", respectability politics, pudding pop rapist as the piece of slime he is. I only pray the hits keep coming.
Hah. If there were no big-assed Jews, most of my family wouldn't exist.
A two and an half hour ceremony?!
As a vegan, I say if you are rubbing armpits with lemons and wearing paper shoes, you're doing it wrong.
I love Abbi and Ilana, but Hannibal makes that show for me. So good.
Carpy diem, Kate Dries.
These are my thoughts on Ryan Reynolds.
She's Greek. We have olive oil flowing in our blood, keeping our skin youthful.
That's another thing that pisses me off about comedians who dabble in racist comedy or outright lament about being PC. In their warped minds they think not being a racist is somehow the status quo, and they're just being so edgy. There's nothing edgy about being a racist comedian in a country like the US.
It was just really bad. I mean obviously the whole movie was bad b/c accuracy isn't the most important in major movies but hers was really bad. There's no way someone of her birth would have dressed that way. Too plain and too cheap. She would have dressed as fancily as Jane.
It's fucking bullshit that states can force abortion providers to give medically inaccurate information to women getting abortions about cancer or dictate scripts about a fetus feeling pain, but can't force these centers to tell women what medical treatment they provide (or don't) or that pregnant women should go see…
I'm not glam either. I'm SuperNerd, with my pink hair and my purple frock coat and my top hat, but I love it!
Does that mean we won't see such literary pearls of wisdom in glorious technicolor?
"People. It's time to reassess whether or not you really want to go and see the Fifty Shades of Grey movie."