Hey, even a stopped clock is right two times a day.

Emma Watson, check, Cumberbunny, check...I can only assume the only reason why this image wasn't mentioned is because it's getting its own post?

For she could tell the future, you see, and knew that Martin-Lawrence would not last.

Clarks Stilettos? I can't even begin to fathom how ugly and insanely comfortable those would be.

Fist bump. I'm a BBC costume drama nerd, I actually own DVDs of most of them, and Downton Abbey bores me to tears. And I've actually had lunch at Highclere Castle, and the owners are good friends of friends in the horse bidness, and I've literally sat on those red velvet couches, plus I love Elizabeth McGovern, and…

"I was a bit of a cunt" may be my new favorite celebrity apology.

Sounds like his member is hangin' tough.

Once a "celebrity" has to resort to talking about his or her SO's genitals, it should be abundantly clear that that person has nothing going on. People with actual lives or things to say wouldn't have to resort to such desperate measures to get attention.

THIS IS MY FUCKING STEP MOTHER IN LAW.

Oh thank God, it's the moment nobody knew we were waiting for!

We need a Hocus Pocus viewing party RIGHT MEOW.

Too many talk shows bring back All My Children with Susan Lucci.

Coke Zero taste like ass. I'm perfectly happy drinking regular Coke. And all you Pepsi people are disgusting.

When I'm looking for an authority on celebration, I always think of Kirk Cameron.

I love her. And it would be SUCH an easy Halloween costume for me to put together (the portable Jaeger machine might be hard). Except for the fact that I never go to Halloween parties anymore.

What is this fabulous madness? Pam is my spirit animal!

Yeah, you need to get some historical perspective.

Alrighty now. Don't fuck with Angela Merkel.